RBNY v. Seattle Sounders: Welcoming Self-Appointed MLS Royalty to the Swamp

              Red Bull New York: the Artists Formerly Known as….   After a week off from MLS action, with a loss in CCL play to Montreal mid-week (which I won’t be reviewing as it… Continue Reading

RBNY v. BIIIIIMBO (Filthadelphia Union): A Trek to the Banks of the Beautiful Delaware River

              Red Bull New York: the Artists Formerly Known as….   For our third match in 7 days, our boys traveled down I-95 to take on the in-form Philadelphia Union.  Despite an hour-long delay… Continue Reading

RBNY v. The Scum (DC United): Back at the Swamp and We Like It That Way!

              Red Bull New York: the Artists Formerly Known as….   A second tilt against the most vile of franchises this side of another United, this one Manchester.  It was a bit of a… Continue Reading

RBNY v. Sporting KC (I mean Kansas City Wizards. I mean Kansas City Wiz): The Battle of the Metamorphosed MLS Clubs

              Red Bull New York: the Artists Formerly Known as….   Back to the friendly confines of Red Bull Arena after a disappointing showing in the nation’s capital against the Scum, Metro faced Sporting… Continue Reading

RBNY Related: BWP Gets His Time in the Sun

Check out this very high quality video created by the ever-awesome KICK TV spotlighting our beloved Bradley Wright-Phillips and his goal-scoring escapades this year.  Cameos from the brilliant Henry, the gaffer, Petke, Lloyd “Mista Lahndahn” Sam, and Bradley’s father, the Arsenal… Continue Reading